Turkey, oh dear Turkey,
You need to run and hide.
Otherwise you’ll find yourself
Served with stuffing on the side.
Turkey slow roasted,
Turkey deep fried,
Turkey butter basted,
Turkey unidentified.
My stomach
has a little twinge . . .
I think I
ate too fast.
Perhaps I shall
feel better
When all
this gas has passed.
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